5 quotes

5 quotes

“I like him, he reminds me of what I could’ve been if I never got married.” – said by my brother-in-law to my sister about one of my friends.

“That f****** b**** I don’t want anything to do with her crazy ass!” – said by my friend Maxwell about a girl he was seeing when asked why he wasn’t seeing her anymore.

“I just want you to know that Max is a liar, I never loved him and I never stalked his a**.”- said by the girl Maxwell was seeing to me as a text at 2:15 in the morning.

“I made an appointment for Thursday to get the rest of my hair shaved off because I’m sick of it falling out.” – said by my mom to me (she has cancer for the second time, so she’s knows it will fall out anyway).

“Sis just peed all over the bathroom floor while she was on the toilet! Don’t ask me how that happened!”- said by me about my 3 year old niece when my sister asked how the kids where doing while I was babysitting.